NO discipline and my new Poker term

I recently deposited $60 into my Full Tilt account only to pretty much piss it away. I started by playing a small MTT and heads up SNGs. Both of which I usually do fairly well at. And it started out as planned. I made a small cash in the tourney and played 2 2-table heads up matches, winning both. I played a few different things until my girlfriend came home. Here's where I made the most stupid play of the night. I was playing some heads-up SNG while she was in the shower. Well it ended as she was getting out and I didn't want to start another because I knew we were about to spend some time together. Well what can I play so I can get up when I want? A cash game. My big mistake. I decide to play a heads-up cash game and piss away most of my $60+. So stupid. I haven't had too much success playing heads-up cash online. Mainly due to a Heads-up $5/$10 match I played months ago where I flopped a set of kings and my opponent back doored Broadway with Q-10. Ugly. If I'm ever talking to one of you and I tell you I'm playing heads-up cash online, please just tell me to transfer my money to your account.. instead of giving it to the guy I'm playing against. Anyway, I played here and went broke with J-8 on a J-10-8-x-x board. Pretty impossible to put him on the straight the way the hand played but he had a set of 10's and I'm down to $7 on my online account. This hand is where I thought of my new poker term. It's gonna sound corny as shit, as any new "poker term" would. But I thought it would be pretty cool. You know top and second pair are considered "top two". There's "bottom two", etc. Well in my hand I had top and 3rd pair. A hand I thought would be cool to call, "The corners". As a reference to baseball. You know when there's base runners on 1st and 3rd it's considered, "runners on the corners." Well I had "the corners." LoL I know, pretty stupid. But someone has to make up this shit. lol I mean come on.. Big Slick? Fish hooks? Motown? (OK I confess, that one was pretty cool). Anyway, I don't plan on "the corners" being used on the WPT anytime soon, I'm just bored. Well.. let me throw away this last $7 and I'll be back here shortly.